E. A. GUNDLACH
Science Fiction & Fantasy Writer and Illustrator

egundlach@yahoo.com
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I live on the outskirts of El Calafate, on Lake Viedma in Patagonia, working as a shepherd for the WTPC (Worldwide Textiles Producers Cooperative). Fortunately for me I have a well-trained pack of rottweilers that keeps guard over my charges; a five hundred head flock of Alpaca, so I have ample time to write stories and paint pictures except, of course, during sheering season.

Other than the occasional nuisance of tourists, El Cal is a placid place; cool and windy because of the glaciers, never humid and bug plagued like the lowlands of Argentina. 

 
 From an early age, the patient showed signs of anti-social behavior, was prone to fits of fantasy and behaved in unfeminine manner.

 
Over time, her nonconformist behavior grew unmanageable. She frequently rebelled against social convention and eventually developed an irrational loathing for patent leather shoes.

Every once in a while something interesting happens.

Lately, the herders have been passing stories through the mountains. Some have been loosing livestock; finding scores of cattle, sheep, alpaca and lama dead out on the veldt with torn throats; every drop of blood drawn from their bodies.

We tell the tourists that pumas have been taking the stock because tourism money is the life blood of the towns people in El Cal, but it isn't mountain lions and everyone who lives in these hills knows that. We know what's really out there.

El Chupacrabra.

Last night one of the devil eyed monsters attacked my flock. It was one of the southern plateaus variety; heavy limbed with long, saber tooth type of canines, but the same black and gray brindled fur and night piercing red eyes - like the kind tree frogs have - of the northern Chupacrabra. I heard it howl from the cabin. 

By the time I ran out with my 308, the dogs were already on the thing. It was a big one, probably two and a half meters tall and went six hundred pounds, maybe more. It was hard to tell in the dark.

The chupe, as we call them in the Patties, was no match for my rotties so I didn't loose a single lamb. However, the dogs made a mess of the beast, racing across the veldt, gaily tugging and tearing at the carcass until its guts were strung through the bush for a quarter of a mile like macabre Christmas lights. Sometimes, the pack is a little over enthusiastic, but they got the job done.

 

 

 She made few attempts to conform. During those periods when she did, the staff concurred that she was quite an agreeable little girl, but admitted that her persistent, compliant smiling and over eager, twinkling eyes gave them the willies.

 

 Unfortunately, as time went on she just got more and more strange.


Thanks for stopping by.

Regards,
Beth

You can find my actual bio at www.critters.org; a fine online science fiction, fantasy and horror writers' workshop run by Andrew Burt.

Brief History of the Rottweiler

Considered a light mastiff, the breed originated in ancient Rome and was used by the Roman Army as cattle drovers to protect the herds used for food stuffs on long campaigns. Bred to be fearless, intensely loyal, reserved, physically versatile and protective, the Rottweiler was brought to northern Europe with the Roman expansion. It was in the German provinces that the breed continued its occupation as a cattle drover and draft animal. 

The name 'Rottweiler' is derived from the region of Rottweil, where the dogs were most commonly bred, was known for the production of red roof tiles which in Old German translates as 'Rot' (Red) and 'Weil' (Tiles). Versatile in nature, eager to work and please their masters, Rottweilers also made splendid hunting dogs in the Middle Ages. Because of their size and strength, they were principally used for hunting bear, boar, wolf and other large, potentially aggressive game animals.


Today, they are best known for their instinct to defend and protect and are most frequently used in law enforcement and search and rescue.

In case you're curious, docking Rottweilers' tails was a tradition left over from the days when the dogs were used extensively for draft work. Long tails tended to catch in the trace racks of their harnesses. The practice has gone out of fashion in Europe, but is still in use in the United States today. Undocked, the natural Rottie tail looks like a curled version of a Labrador Retriever's tail.